Commentary: Bishop Style

Some people take advantage of wet nose kisses. When I say this, I mean cat noses, not dog noses. For, a dog will kiss you anytime (and also slobber over your new shoes and pee on your legs). When a cat kisses you, you know it's love. Our nose is primed for this special occasion, and we don't just give free kisses. Three things you must do in order to get a kiss: 1)Good massage-it is necessary for you to give your cat a gentle scratch on the chin or behind the ears. 2)communication-we can understand everything you think. So if you are thinking "I love you cat, but you're being put to sleep at 2AM," we're not going to be sold. 3)There must be some kind of smile on your face-you don't have to be showing your pearly whites, but a smile would be gracious.

Lonely? Well don't just stand there! There are lonely cats out there at the pound that would love for you to give yourself up to them. When cats own you, your life will be organized (it better be, or we'll chew up your messy room!). It will be full of purries and soft toesies. The cat will let you eat before it does (so he/she can mooch off of your dinner and get full before you feed it dry food). Be adopted by a cat today, you won't regret it!

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