Q: Dear BishoptheCat, I am a seven year old cat living with your ex-owner. Let me just say that you should have warned me about this kook. She's a weird one alright. I can understand why you can get crazy at times. But what I don't understand is why you must persist in the novice art of chewing wires. That is a mystery to me. Why don't you knock things over, or roll in the new laundry like I do, belive me, it relieves alot of tension and plus you get to see their reaction when they put on a nice hairy shirt. If you ask me, to keep persisting in chewing wires and biting, you're just inviting yourself to the pound. Just a concerned bula bula. Take care, BaileytheCat
A: YOU FAT HAIR BALL---why did you have to ruin my life??? I was in paradise when
I was with Mandie. There were wires everywhere. And she had choice plants that made
me feel like king. Now I'm with her sister, Sheena. They've learned, no wires, no plants, nothing!!! All because of you! And let me tell you this old cat, I am not a novice at chewing wires, I am trained and way better than you are at it, thanks!!!
Q: WHY MUST YOU PERSIST IN CALLING ME WARRIOR PRINCESS?
A: This one I can handle, only because I know after looking at the return address ([email protected]), I know this was from Sheena, Warrior Princess.
Dear Sheena,
